A customer is trying to order pizza from Bakery Cafe
Customer: "Heloo , Heloo , can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first , Sir?"
Customer: "It's he... , hold..........on......
Operator : "OK... You're... Mr Shrestha and you're calling from Baneshwor Kathmandu. Your home number is 22678893 , your office 25076666 and your mobile is 09869798888. Today morning you landed in Kathmandu at TribhuvanInternational Airport . Welcome back , Sir. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records , you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then , how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05 , Sir. The total is Rs 500.00"
Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash , Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23 , 000.75 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan , Sir.."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records , you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas , I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir , but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Fz Bike..."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system , you own a Nano car , ...registration number Ba 105 ka 2025.."
Customer: " ????"
OperatorBlogger: MiLeStOnE - Create Post : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir , but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.. Remember on 15th July 2010 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"