Monday, May 21

Who is Naughty!! Check it out...

A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 9th std class,
" If there are  3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would   remain?? ".
Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.   teacher: "ok johnny ,wats the answer?". 
 Johnny: "none,ma'am.  teacher: "how?" Johnny:" after hearing the shot ,all the other birds will also 
  fly away."
 Teacher:"no johnny, the answer
 here is 2,but I like the way u think.
   now johnny has a doubt.
 Johhny: " teacher can i ask u a question?  Teacher: "sure"  johnny:" there are three ladies

havin ice cream at the parlour.the first one is eatin it,the second is lickin it while the third one
 is  suckin on it.can u tell which one of the ladies is married??"    
 teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a brave face and answers. 
 Teacher: "I....I......I guess the one which is
 suckin on the ice cream  is married." 
 Johnny:" no ma'am,the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is 
married,BUT I LIKE THE WAY U  THINK." !!!!!