Thursday, June 21

Lets 've a break!!crack jokes & jst LOL('-')

Are u bored with my long n long posts ??
If so, then ve a break !!
Here are some Funny stuffs!!
COPY CAT

At training program for top management.

A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said,
"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"

The crowd was shocked!

He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"

The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.

About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He
tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.

After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager


finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"

As expected, he got thrashing of his life time....

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste


Dominance

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says," I want the men to form two queues one line for

the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who

were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away

so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.

The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles

long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only

one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I

created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates.

Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud.

Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how you managed to be the only

one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."


Depends on the way u ask

Jack and Max are walking from religious service.

Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?"

But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion." Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try." And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?"
To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means."

Moral: The reply you get depends on the question you ask.

Example which u can use: "Can I work on this project while I'm on vacation?!?"




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