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Thursday, April 26

Some Funny Definitions But True Indeed( Check It out)

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that
you can die Rich.


Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower
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Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either"


Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later on.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

RANKINGS:THE 2007 GLOBAL OUTSOURCING :TOP 100 COMPANIES:

Rank

Company

Strength

1

IBM

Size and Growth

2

Capgemini

Customer Testimonials

3

Hewlett-Packard

Executive Leadership

4

Sodexho Alliance

Number of Centers/Locations

5

Accenture

Balanced Strength

6

Wipro Technologies

Balanced Strength

7

Infosys

Customer Testimonials

8

Genpact

Executive Leadership

9

Tech Mahindra

Employee Management

10

Cambridge

Executive Leadership

11

Mastek

Methodologies/Innovation

12

CGI Group

Number of Centers/Locations

13

Xchanging

Size and Growth

14

EDS

Methodologies/Innovation

15

HCL Technologies

Methodologies/Innovation

16

ARAMARK

Number of Centers/Locations

17

ACS

Number of Centers/Locations

18

Teletech

Balanced Strength

19

Comprehensive Health Services

Global Presence

20

Colliers International

Size and Growth

21

Unisys

Balanced strength

22

EMCOR

Number of Centers/Locations

23

Cognizant

Number of Centers/Locations

24

LASON

Balanced Strength

25

Neusoft

Employee Management

26

Tata Consultancy Services

Size and Growth

27

ExcellerateHRO

Employee Management

28

ATS

Balanced Strength

29

Zensar Technologies

Balanced Strength

30

Amdocs

Global Presence

31

EXLService

Employee Management

32

SPi

Size and Growth

33

Patni

Balanced Strength

34

HiSoft

Size and Growth

35

Cushman & Wakefield

Global Presence

36

Sutherland Global Services

Employee Strength

37

Convergys

Customer Testimonials

38

KPIT Cummins

Customer Testimonials

39

WNS

Size and Growth

40

Johnson Controls

Number of Centers/Locations

41

NCS

Executive Leadership

42

24/7 CUSTOMER

Employee Management

43

Perot Systems

Balanced Strength

44

Cartus

Methodologies/Innovation

45

Stream

Methodologies/Innovation

46

Concur Technologies

Size and Growth

47

MphasiS

Executive Leadership

48

Vertex

Balanced Strength

49

Hexaware

Methodologies/Innovation

50

Headstrong

Balanced Strength

51

CBRE

Global Presence

52

Satyam

Recognition and Certifications

53

ClientLogic

Balanced Strength

54

Ceridian

Number of Centers/Locations

55

EPAM Systems

Size and Growth

56

Source 1 HTMT (now HTMT Global Solutions)

Size and Growth

57

Oce Business Services

Employee Management

58

SITEL

Number of Centers/Locations

59

CSC

Recognition and Certifications

60

Inspur

Size and Growth

61

Polaris Software Lab

Recognition and Certifications

62

Syntel

Methodologies/Innovation

63

Donlen

Size and Growth

64

Diebold

Global Presence

65

ADP

Balanced Strength

66

Eclipsys

Balanced Strength

67

Jones Lang LaSalle

Global Presence

68

MindTree Consulting

Size and Growth

69

Equinox

Recognition and Certifications

70

Pitney Bowes

Balanced Strength

71

SEI Investments

Employee Management

72

SNC-Lavalin Profac

Number of Centers/Locations

73

OfficeTiger

Size and Growth

74

ITC Infotech

Recognition and Certifications

75

Integrated Process Technologies

Balanced Strength

76

Summit HR Worldwide

Methodologies/Innovation

77

Ajuba International

Size and Growth

78

ReSource Pro

Balanced Strength

79

Cross-Tab Marketing Services

Balanced Strength

80

Luxoft

Customer Testimonials

81

Outsource Partners International

Customer Testimonials

82

IST

Executive Leadership

83

vCustomer

Employee Management

84

Emerio

Number of Centers/Locations

85

Bleum

Recognition and Certifications

86

I.T. United

Balanced Strength

87

Datrose

Methodologies/Innovation

88

Indecomm Global Services

Executive Leadership

89

Objectiva Software Solutions

Methodologies/Innovation

90

Intetics

Methodologies/Innovation

91

Maxil Technology

Balanced Strength

92

DataArt

Employee Management

93

Infotech

Customer Testimonials

94

QuEST

Executive Leadership

95

StarSoft Development Labs (now Exigen Services)

Employee Management

96

Worksoft

Balanced Strength

97

Cybage

Employee Management

98

Smart Sourcing

Methodologies/Innovation

99

Sento

Methodologies/Innovation

100

Achievo Corporation

Employee Management